Friday Fun Song

Lyrics:i saw her standing by the register
in the food court at the mall
her hair was long and soft and blond
and her legs were thin and tall
she wore the latest styles and she held herself with grace
but sadly when she looked my way, she had a butter face!

[chorus:]
she was a nearly perfect specimen of the human race
she had all the right proportions and everything in place
if she just knew a plastic surgeon
my heart would start to race

i liked her clothes, her body, her mind and her place, i liked everything….
but her face

[verse II]

i once had a sexy girlfriend,
she was sweet and she was kind
she had a rockin’ tiny body
she looked great from behind

she’d do almost anything for me, all i had to do was ask
but we finally had to breakup cause she wouldn’t wear a mask

[chorus ]

she looked good from afar…
but oh so far from good

A penguin sings his woes about the cold reality of Halloween in Antarctica.

Lyrics:

Halloween in Antartica
isn’t very neat
my penguin friends wear tuxedos
and nobody trick-or-treat’s

the closest thing to candy
are ice covered rocks
halloween in antartica
it really sorta sucks

I remember halloween last year
There was lots of snow.
Not much to say of Halloween cheer
Not many places to go

I thought I’d dress up as a Warlock
But much to my dismay,
I was ridiculed by the rest of the flock,
how could i have known that Dumbledore was gay

Halloween in Antartica
isn’t very neat
my penguin friends wear tuxedos
and nobody trick-or-treat’s

I’ve never carved a pumpkin
Never bobbed my head for apples
Halloween in Antartica
Ah, what a bunch of ******