The Butterface Song
December 30th, 2007
Lyrics:i saw her standing by the register
in the food court at the mall
her hair was long and soft and blond
and her legs were thin and tall
she wore the latest styles and she held herself with grace
but sadly when she looked my way, she had a butter face!
[chorus:]
she was a nearly perfect specimen of the human race
she had all the right proportions and everything in place
if she just knew a plastic surgeon
my heart would start to race
i liked her clothes, her body, her mind and her place, i liked everything….
but her face
[verse II]
i once had a sexy girlfriend,
she was sweet and she was kind
she had a rockin’ tiny body
she looked great from behind
she’d do almost anything for me, all i had to do was ask
but we finally had to breakup cause she wouldn’t wear a mask
[chorus ]
she looked good from afar…
but oh so far from good